*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
@HillaryClinton: .@BillClinton and I are over the moon to be grandparents! One of the happiest moments of our life.
Barbra Streisand dancing to Duck Sauce (aka one of the best things ever) [x]
Has there ever been a more perfect human being?
Lana laughing at Colin’s accent. twice.