nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
how old are you
"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
When Shai was first cast as Hazel this was the first thing thought.
i relate to this so much
Belle + Making Villains Apologise
doing research, saving the day
MY DASH DID A THING AND IM SCREAMING
omg. *hook approves*
That woman you called a bitch? That’s Alison Hendrix. She’s also a lover, a child and a mother. She’s a sinner and a saint. She doesn’t feel ashamed.
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