pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful


@HillaryClinton: .@BillClinton and I are over the moon to be grandparents! One of the happiest moments of our life.

@HillaryClinton: .@BillClinton and I are over the moon to be grandparents! One of the happiest moments of our life.

secondhandroses:

Barbra Streisand dancing to Duck Sauce (aka one of the best things ever) [x]

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

Josh Dallas and Lana Parrilla

colinodonorgasm:

Lana laughing at Colin’s accent. twice.

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